![]() "THERE'S A GIANT BACKYARD!" ( beat) "Good."."We WOULD have, if that cow hadn't molested us!" "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"."IIINEETHAASHOOSHTAHAVACHII-!" ( Beat) "Well that makes no sense!"."A big terrible lady sweeping the floooooor! But she draws you!" *graphics are drawn in pencil*."Whoa!" "None!" "Sus!" "Thoth!" "Ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping" "Never wear mauve to a ball!" "Or open your maam!" " The difference between a bean and a bean is a bean can begin a church!" "Slots don't hold much soup!" "Whoa!" "The mob's not the end of the world!" "A servant is just a dog!" "Length is not an opportune visitor!"."We did nothing, and it made a nice BUTT dance!"."Mother said not to be straight! I should've heeded her advice! And though scary is exciting, nice is different than nice!"."Let's see the demon sliced into NINE THOUSAND bits!"."What's important, really, is THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" "NO! NOT THE BEES!"."And you give and you take and you bid and you bargain and you beg and steal and lie and cheat!"."WoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodsWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS."I thought I had been more than a bull." *turns into a bull*."I sort of hate to ask it, but do you have a casket?".Narrator: “The poor girl’s mother’s mother had died!”."Into the woods to bring some bread to Granny, who is already dead!"."The woods are just wood! The trees are just wood! I have no wood, nor no one should!"."There's a lump on her rump big enough to HUMP!."You wish to go to the fef?" "Cinderella wishes to go to the fef!" "The fef?!" "The kiiiiiiiiing's fef?!?!".A Running Gag exclusive to the remake: The Narrator saying that each character's mother had died.Woods, as well as its Rekindled remake 9 years later."I thought you said we were the anemone."."They call me AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!".
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